Breaking the Fourth Wall: Shakespeare’s Richard III and Fleabag

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I’m a big Shakespeare nerd, in addition to my love for history, and have spent the last few months stage managing a community theater production of Shakespeare’s Richard III, one of my favorite plays. The timeline and family tree of the Wars of the Roses I posted a while back were specifically created to walk the cast through the historical background of the play. That production is going up THIS WEEKEND in Northern Virginia; if you’re nearby, please do come! The cast is incredibly talented and our director Megan Fraedrich has such a wonderful vision for the show.

Richard III and Hamlet regularly battle it out for the title of my favorite Shakespearean play. Richard may slightly win out due to its historical roots (even though it’s…terribly inaccurate). It’s a beautiful play with a very intelligent, twisted anti-hero at its center, who you can’t help but cheer for, even though he’s awful. It’s a little like Tudor Breaking Bad in many ways.

Over the course of the rehearsal for the play, I’ve noticed some similarities between Richard III and Fleabag, the acclaimed Amazon series from Phoebe Waller-Briggs. I know, I know, it sounds wacky at first, stay with me here and I’ll explain it all.

Phoebe Waller-Brigg, the creator of Fleabag, playing the main character in season 2.

Phoebe Waller-Brigg, the creator of Fleabag, playing the main character in season 2.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Richard III in The Hollow Crown.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Richard III in The Hollow Crown.

Richard III:

Throughout Richard III, Richard has a habit of talking directly to the audience about all his plots, like we’re his friends. Though many Shakespearean plays feature characters with muttered asides or longer soliloquies, which no other character on stage can hear, Richard’s are a bit different.

DISCLAIMER: I am getting into a bit of literary analysis here but haven’t taken an English class since college, and that one was pretty useless, so let’s say I haven’t taken a GOOD English class since…oh, 2006? So be nice, friends, lol.

Though both asides and soliloquies indicate private thoughts and are, as a rule, not heard by the other characters, they have some key differences. An aside is usually a short, direct and simple line pointing out an immediate conflict, issue, secret, or judgment; a soliloquy is longer and more complex, and shows the character wrestling with an internal struggles, motives, or moral dilemmas. Soliloquies date back to ancient Greece, where they were seen in Oedipus Rex and Antigone (although it could be argued that they served a different function in this genre of play, in which choruses commonly served as narrators and commentators on the events shown onstage). And plenty of Shakespeare’s contemporaries used them as well. So Shakespeare wasn’t by any means the only playwright to use them, but his plays are probably the most famous example we have of them that you commonly see in society today.

Richard’s lines, particularly his opening soliloquy, generally are long and detailed, commenting on immediate issues and his current plans, thereby having the length of a soliloquy, but the function more of an aside. Throughout the play, he displays no sign of a conscience, happily seducing women who hate him into marrying him, having family members, enemies, friends, women, and children alike all killed in his quest for power, without ever expressing any sort of regrets.

Only in one speech towards the end of the play really ever demonstrates any remorse or wrestling with morality, and that one is brought on by an attack of ghosts telling him to “despair and die” during his dreams (which, you know, could bring feelings out of even the most hardened sociopath, i would imagine). As you can see in the excerpt below, he’s clearly tormented in this scene, and audibly goes back and forth on his own nature; is he a villain? Does he love himself? If so, why? What has he done to deserve such love? He has committed such horrible acts. No one truly knows or loves him, not even Richard himself.

(I stylized several of my favorite portions because it’s my blog and i can do what i want. :D)

O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me!
The lights burn blue. It is now dead midnight.
Cold fearful drops stand on my trembling flesh.
What do I fear? myself? there's none else by:
Richard loves Richard; that is, I am I.
Is there a murderer here? No. Yes, I am:
Then fly. What, from myself? Great reason why:
Lest I revenge. What, myself upon myself?
Alack. I love myself. Wherefore? for any good
That I myself have done unto myself?
O, no! alas, I rather hate myself
For hateful deeds committed by myself!

I am a villain: yet I lie. I am not.
Fool, of thyself speak well: fool, do not flatter.

My conscience hath a thousand several tongues,
And every tongue brings in a several tale,
And every tale condemns me for a villain.

Perjury, perjury, in the high'st degree
Murder, stern murder, in the direst degree;
All several sins, all used in each degree,
Throng to the bar, crying all, Guilty! guilty!
I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
And if I die, no soul shall pity me:
Nay, wherefore should they, since that I myself
Find in myself no pity to myself?

-Richard III, Act V, Scene 3-

These asides/soliloquys set the entire tone of the play and make Richard’s motivations very clear. If you took out these speeches to the audience and just had the rest of the play to go on, you would only see the face Richard shows to the world and miss an awful lot of his machinations. These also show Richard’s state of mind; the number of his asides and soliloquies distinctly decrease over the run of the show, as he becomes more and more stressed and agitated by his responsibilities as king and as he begins to face the consequences of his various murders and manipulations.

The only person who ever hears any of his asides is his nephew, Edward V (who is only ever referred to in the play as a prince, but was in fact, actually a king by the time we see him in the play, even if he’s still a minor. This…irritates me). Richard improvises quickly when he realizes Edward can hear him, but at least in our version, evinces surprise at the incident, for no one has ever heard his asides before.

It’s unclear /why/ Edward hears his uncle; we certainly don’t get a chance to find out, since Prince Edward only ever appears in this one scene (well, except as a ghost, but he doesn’t exactly show us his innermost thoughts at that point). Perhaps the young boy is more connected to the Duke of Gloucester than we realize. Could he be as intelligent as Richard is? Or is he perhaps already suspicious of his uncle?

Richard III (Duke of Gloucester)[Aside] So wise so young, they say, do never
live long.

Prince EdwardWhat say you, uncle?

Richard III (Duke of Gloucester)I say, without characters, fame lives long.
[Aside] Thus, like the formal vice, Iniquity,
I moralize two meanings in one word.

He’s young, but appears to be rather perceptive, as demonstrated in a later quiet exchange with his uncle Richard:

Prince EdwardI fear no uncles dead.

Richard III (Duke of Gloucester)Nor none that live, I hope.

Prince Edward. An if they live, I hope I need not fear.
But come, my lord; and with a heavy heart,
Thinking on them, go I unto the Tower.

* In case you can’t read the caption on the photo, it says: “Photo of Matthew Rauch as Richard, Duke of Gloucester in Richard the Third by Scott Suchman.”

* In case you can’t read the caption on the photo, it says: “Photo of Matthew Rauch as Richard, Duke of Gloucester in Richard the Third by Scott Suchman.”

Phoebe Waller-Brigg, the creator of Fleabag.

Phoebe Waller-Brigg, the creator of Fleabag.

*I saw this production last year at the Shakespeare Theater Center in DC and it was really well done, although some of the production choices were….very different. It had a very mad scientist/dystopian/steampunk feel to it and featured growing stomp percussion/dance sequences building throughout the second half of the play, indicating a growing tension as Richard takes the crown. I actually really liked its effect, but it was divisive, and I know a lot of my friends hated it.

Fleabag:

I recently watched the acclaimed comedy series Fleabag; the unnamed protagonist of the show is constantly giving asides to the camera (literally known only as Fleabag, although no one actually ever refers to her that way), breaking the fourth wall to comment on whatever’s happening at the moment. These asides are definitively from her own biased point of view and are usually jokes; she does not usually use them to discuss moral dilemmas or issues with the audience. No one in the show ever hears her asides or even notices the pauses….until Season 2.

Fleabag really doesn’t talk about these asides at all until Season 2, Episode 2, when she sees a therapist (after her father gives her a voucher for a free session). In this brief session, the therapist describes her as “a girl with no friends and am empty heart.” Fleabag defensively responds.

FB: “I have friends.
Counsellor: “Oh so you do have someone to talk to?”
FB: “Yeah.” /clicks tongue and grins at camera with a grin/ “Oh they’re always there. they’re always there.” /chuckles/
C: “Why do you find that funny?”
FB: “Look, I don’t need to be analyzed, i have a nice life.”

By admitting that she has friends that are “always there,” but who do not actually respond to her (as the very medium prevents such a response), the dialogue highlights the narrator’s loneliness and raises questions about the audience’s role in the show’s universe. It becomes more apparent that FB specifically slips into these “asides” when she’s feeling intensely, and uses them as a way to slip out of the situation and detach herself from it.

Although this narrator’s interaction with the therapist is short and limited to just one episode, it seems to have far-reaching consequences, as for the rest of the season, Fleabag seems to actually want to understand her actions and interactions with the audience and do the right thing. Although, according to the therapist, maybe Fleabag was always going to get to that place.

FB: “Can you just tell me what to do?”
C: “You know. you already know what you’re going to do. Everybody does.
FB: “What?”
C: “You’ve already decided what you’re going to do.”
FB: “So what’s the point of you?”
C: /visibly annoyed/ “You know what you’re going to do.”

(it occurs to me that a few episodes later, in the midst of a near breakdown, she expresses her desire to have someone tell her what she’s going to do - every moment of every day - to the priest. She doesn’t want to have control over her own life anymore. It’s interesting to see that desire outlined earlier in this exchange with the therapist)

In season 2, she also befriends the priest (also unnamed) who is performing the marriage ceremony of her father and his girlfriend. This character, played by the brilliant Andrew Scott, is super interesting and curses, drinks beer, writes restaurant reviews, and has an intense fear of foxes. The two bond very quickly and have a very tight connection, along with romantic and sexual chemistry that the priest tries to deny for several episodes. Their connection is highlighted in Season 2, episode 3, when the priest becomes THE FIRST character in the series to ever notice her mental or emotional absence from a conversation, specifically, in a conversation about his celibacy in which he explicitly states that he’s not going to have sex with her. The intensity of the conversation seems to get to Fleabag, who glances away at the camera several times, visibly uncomfortable.

Priest: “I’d really like to be your friend though.”
FB: “I’d like to be your friend, too. /aside, looking at camera/ We’ll last a week.”
P: “What was that?”
FB: “What?”
P: “Where’d you, where’d you just go?”
FB: “What?”
P: “You just went somewhere.”
/looks questioningly at camera/
P: “There. There. Where’d you just go?”
FB: “Nowhere.”
/looks at camera with a look of panic and confusion/

Since the only really close friend Fleabag has ever been shown to really connect with died before season 1 began, it’s truly touching to see that someone notices her enough to see when she’s gone somewhere else. She seems flabbergasted by it. This connection later proves a bit embarrassing to Fleabag, as he hears her cooing about “his beautiful neck” while they’re out on a shopping trip together. It seems that he /sees/ her, even when she’s at her worst.

FB: “His beautiful neck”
P: “What?”
FB: /looks at camera in panic/ “What?”
P: “You just said ‘his beautiful neck.’”
FB: “No, i no, i-i- said th-that they were already gone.”
P: “Okay. Weird.”

Later in the day, the priest gives more attention to the guinea pig at Fleabag’s cafe more than anyone else in the show has really since Boo died, petting her and cuddling her sweetly, calling her “a gorgeous little thing” and continuing to pet her while carrying on a different conversation with FB. This connection to a pet that no one else has ever really paid attention to seems to, again, symbolize Fleabag’s close connection with the priest.

It’s later in that conversation, when the priest asks FB whether she runs the cafe by herself and she tries to tell him about her dead friend Boo that she, first, does the aside to the audience again, and second, he notices again. (If you’ve watched the first season of Fleabag, you’ll realize that the mention of Boo specifically brings up a lot of complicated, conflicting feelings in FB).

P: "Do you run this place on your own?”
FB: “No, I opened it with a friend.”
P: "Oh cool, so you run it together?”
FB: “No, she….she uh,” /sees flashback of Boo in the corner, stares at the camera in a panic/
P: "What?”
FB: “What?”
P: “She what?”
FB: ”She” /laughs uncomfortably/ ”He’s a bit annoying actually.” /behind her back, to camera/
P: ”What is that?”
FB: ”What?”
P: ”That thing that you’re doing, it’s like you disappear.”
FB: ”Nothing.”
P: ”What are you not telling me?”
FB: ”Nothing.”
P: ”Tell me what’s going on underneath there.”
FB: ”Nothing”’
P: ”Tell me, come on, tell me.”
FB: ”nothing, nothing.” /directly to camera/
P: /screams quietly/ “Ahhk what are you doing?” /looks directly to camera/
FB: ”No, stop being so churchy.”
P: ”I’m not being churchy, I”m just trying to get to know you.”
FB: ”Well I don’t want that.”

He seems concerned when he notices her disassociation from the present, and expresses the desire to help her. This ends up pissing her off and she kicks him out of the cafe. The next scene we see, she’s hurriedly trying to walk around the corner and lose the camera/audience, as she flashes back to her mother’s funeral.

Later, when the two characters finally, ah, connect, Fleabag straight up pushes the camera away, and in turn, the audience, possibly indicating that she is at home with her own emotions and doesn’t need to joke about them in this moment.

At the very end of the season, she says goodbye to the audience and her habit of saying asides entirely, joyfully walking down the street and waving goodbye to the camera. She’s grown as a person. She doesn’t need to dissociate herself from the present anymore. She’s accepting her intense feelings.

Breaking the fourth wall is just an interesting way of building the story now as it was in Shakespeare’s time, and it feels just as revolutionary.

(Sidenote: Fleabag is based on Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s original one-woman play, which apparently was quite a bit darker, at least in terms of how it handled the guinea pig! Eek.)

OTHER SHAKESPEARE EXAMPLES OF BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL:

At least some of Shakespeare’s characters seem to be aware that they ARE characters in a play, and comment on it in a lampshading style fashion.

  • Julius Caesar: "How many ages hence shall this our lofty scene be acted over in states unborn and accents yet unknown!" (Act 3 Sc 1)

  • Twelfth Night: "If this were play'd upon a stage now, I would condemn it as improbable fiction" (Act 3 Sc 4)

  • As You Like It: "All the world's a stageand we are but players." (Act 2 Sc 7)

  • The Merchant of Venice: "I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano; / A stage where every man must play a part, / And mine a sad one." (Act 1 Sc 1)

    1. Henry VI, Part 3:

  • Macbeth: "Life is but a walking shadow[= actor], a poor player [= actor] who struts and frets his hour upon the stage" (Act 5 Sc 5)

You often see this lampshading specifically at the end of a play, as a character speaks directly to an audience. These tend to comment on the play itself as a play, in a terribly meta fashion.

  • A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1, Epilogue

    Puck
    If we shadows have offended, 
    Think but this and all is mended: 
    That you have but slumbered here 
    While these visions did appear. 
    And this weak and idle theme, 
    No more yielding but a dream, 
    Gentles, do not reprehend. 
    If you pardon, we will mend. 
    And, as I am an honest Puck, 
    If we have unearnèd luck 
    Now to ’scape the serpent’s tongue, 
    We will make amends ere long. 
    Else the Puck a liar call. 
    So good night unto you all. 
    Give me your hands, if we be friends, 
    And Robin shall restore amends.

  • As You Like It, Act 5, Scene 4, Epilogue:

Rosalind
It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue;
but it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord
the prologue. If it be true that good wine needs
no bush, 'tis true that a good play needs no
epilogue; yet to good wine they do use good bushes,
and good plays prove the better by the help of good
epilogues. What a case am I in then, that am
neither a good epilogue nor cannot insinuate with
you in the behalf of a good play!
I am not
furnished like a beggar, therefore to beg will not
become me: my way is to conjure you; and I'll begin
with the women. I charge you, O women, for the love
you bear to men, to like as much of this play as
please you: and I charge you, O men, for the love
you bear to women--as I perceive by your simpering,
none of you hates them--that between you and the
women the play may please. If I were a woman I [this slyly refers to the fact that female characters were played by young men in shakespeare’s time]
would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased
me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I
defied not: and, I am sure, as many as have good
beards or good faces or sweet breaths will, for my
kind offer, when I make curtsy, bid me farewell.

QUICK HISTORICAL NOTE ON THE ACCURACY OF THE PLAY:

I also find Richard III a legitimately fascinating historical character and have based my character Claudius in my Hamlet prequel “Most Horrible” on him (King Hamlet is based on Richard’s older brother Edward IV). He was definitely not the villain that Shakespeare portrayed him as. I could seriously give a whole TED talk on how badly Richard III has been treated by history, but I’ll just give a few quick examples.

  • The play has Richard taking credit for killing Edward, Prince of Wales (Henry VI’s son) and Henry VI himself. However, the only historical sources that claim that Prince Edward was killed by Richard 1) were highly biased Tudor propaganda tools designed to impugn Richard III, the king that Henry Tudor killed and unseated, and 2) also said that Prince Edward was killed by all three York brothers (Edward, George, Richard) together, not just Richard alone (interestingly enough, Shakespeare’s Henry VI Part 3 has the story of all three brothers killing Edward as well, but Richard III itself has Richard as the only killer).

  • In the Shakespearean play, Richard ends up wooing Lady Anne Neville during the mourning rites for her father-in-law, Henry VI. He later kills her in the play. In real life, Richard married Anne after tracking her down from the London cookshop his greedy brother George of Clarence had hidden her in. It’s a terribly romantic story and I so wish they had portrayed that instead of just showing him as an outright villain. They were married for 13 years and had a child together; they also adopted George’s son Edward, Earl of Warwick, after his death. Anne was very ill when she died and there’s no sign that she was poisoned or hurt in any way by her husband.

My New Short Story Publication is Out!

So I’ll have a nice long proper blog post up here soon, but I’m a bit behind this week because of the production of Richard III I’m stage managing right now - it goes up this weekend, so we’re in Tech Week rehearsals all this week!

In the meantime though, my newest short story is out in Pure Slush’s anthology “The Shitlist.” I’m super excited about this anthology concept and wanted to be part of it the moment I heard of it. Quonsettville’s Chief Librarian Euphoria Rivers has left town for good; as she left, she sent a letter to the local paper with a shitlist of all the people in town who drove her away. This anthology explains how each person got on that list! 

My story features Euphoria Rivers’ battle with Jean-Pierre Pelletier, a newcomer who just bought Quonsettville’s historic tannery and plans to paint flames all over it in honor of his favorite band (Pantera). In her role as vice-president of the town’s historical preservation league, Euphoria simply CANNOT allow this to happen. Shenanigans ensue. The entire story is told by Riley, Pelletier’s teleworking and solitary neighbor who really just wants everyone to stop trying to pull her into the argument.

There are short excerpts from all the stories here, and the anthology itself should be a fast read, since all the stories are 1,500 words or less.

The paperback version is out now and there will be more formats available soon!

The Tudor Fashion Elements of the Costumes in Six (with Painting References!)

All My Six Posts!
Over-Analyzing All the Historical References in Six- “Ex Wives,” “No Way,” “Don’t Lose Your Head“Heart of Stone” “Haus of Holbein” “Get Down
The Tudor Crown Inspiration in Six’s Logo; The Tudor Fashion Elements of the Costumes in Six (with Painting References)
Six the Musical Wives 1-3: Historical and Modern Costume Inspirations; Six the Musical Wives 4-6: Historical and Modern Costume Inspirations
The Ladies in Waiting of Six: Historical Inspirations and Costumes; Details from Six Costumer Gabriella Slade’s Instagram Takeover
The Early Costumes of Six the Musical: From Edinburgh to Cambridge to London
Updated Six the Musical Costumes for Broadway!; The Shoes of Six the Musical
The Alternate Costumes of Six the Musical; How the Six Alternates Change Their Styling for Each Queen
Virtual Dance Workshops and Q&As with Different Six Cast Members!

There are lots of specific Tudor fashion elements found in the Queens' looks when you look closely! I compiled a LOT of painting references and closeups on the costumes so you can see exactly what I’m talking about. These are elements that show up in other musicals and plays set in Tudor times as well, and I’ll try to add references to those soon, as there are, of course, many other works than just Six, lol.

Since I’m going to be talking about a few different periods of history here, I’m going to do a quick overview of the years we’re working with:

  • The Tudor period started under Henry VII, Henry VIII’s dad, when he defeated Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth. Henry VII reigned from 1485-1509.

  • Henry VIII lived from 1491-1547 and reigned from 1509-1547.

    • Catherine of Aragon (1485-1536) - was married to Henry from 1509-1533.

    • Anne Boleyn (~1501-1507 - 1536) - was married to Henry from 1533-1536.

    • Jane Seymour (~1508-1537) - was married to Henry from 1536-1537.

    • Anne of Cleves (1515-1557) - was married to Henry in part of 1540.

    • Catherine Howard (~1523-1542) - was married to Henry from 1540-1542.

    • Catherine Parr (1512-1548) - was married to Henry from 1543-1547 (when he died).

  • Edward VI (Henry VIII’s son with Jane Seymour, 1537-1553) reigned from 1547-1553.

  • Mary I (Henry VIII’s daughter with Catherine of Aragon, 1516-1558) reigned from 1553-1558.

  • Elizabeth I (Henry VIII’s daughter with Anne Boleyn, 1533-1603) reigned from 1558-1603.

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^The gable hood of Catherine of Aragon, the French hood of Anne Boleyn, and Catherine Parr’s feathered hat.

Hairpieces/Head Coverings: Every queen wears a headpiece or hair piece of some sort but they have different styles; this represents that in Tudor times, ALL women would have their hair covered in some way at all times (ignore the hair in The Tudors y'all, it's just...hilariously wrong).

Famous hats included the Gable hood (seen on Catherine of Aragon and Jane Seymour) and the French hood (popularized by Anne Boleyn and seen in her portrait and in Katherine Howard's supposed portrait). Women even started wearing male hat styles at times, as seen in Catherine Parr’s portrait.

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^These photos demonstrate the square necks and the plentiful jewelry and neck elements evoking jewelry both in Tudor portraits and the costumes of Six.

Jewelry/Bling: Necklaces and jewelry were big in Tudor times, noble ladies would often wear lots of rings, bracelets, and several necklaces. You can see this in their portraits. The Six Queens play off this by wearing a lot of different sparkly jewelry in their costumes as well. Aragon has a huge pile of gold necklaces, they all wear earrings, Anne Boleyn wears sparkly fingerless gloves, both Boleyn and Howard wear their initial necklaces, and the neckline details seen in the costumes of Seymour, Cleves, and Howard, all evoke the jewelry seen in so many of these portraits.

Necklines: Wide and low cut square necks were very big under Henry VIII, you can see this in the necklines of several of the queens' costumes, including Catherine of Aragon and Anne of Cleves (if you ignore the cross crossing detail on Cleves’ costume). Jane Seymour and Katherine Howard also have wide and low cut necklines, although this is more of a sweetheart look.

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Sleeves: All Tudor women would have worn long sleeves coming down at least to the wrist, and sometimes below that. These long sleeves, or elements of them, at least, are seen in the costumes of Catherine of Aragon, Jane Seymour, and Katherine Howard.

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Lacing: There's a lot of lacing elements prevalent in the main queens' outfits and in the alternates outfits, in various pairs of pants, sleeves, and necklines, and connections between tops and bottoms. Most of these are cross lacing (Xes) and others evoke spiral lacing or even ladder lacing. These even show up in some of the fabric patterns and the way they’re cut and laid out! This looks to be a reference to the side, front, and back ties often found on Tudor gowns, although in reality, Tudor gowns were generally spiral laced or ladder laced rather than cross laced (Xes); what you see at renaissance faires is not generally accurate. You can see what I mean in the collection of painting references; all of these show spiral lacing or ladder lacing except for one Italian painting, which shows Xes which are almost certainly more decorative than practical. The other forms of lacing are simply more supportive and adjustable, which is the entire idea behind having lacings in an outfit anyway, after all.

Major thanks to Festive Attyre’s post on spiral lacing for all their painting references for this section.

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Boning/Stay Type elements: I believe the strong vertical and diagonal stripes present in all the queens' costumes, and specifically those that “look” supportive may refer to boning within dresses and supportive stays. These aren’t overtly Tudor, as they’re generally associated with later time periods, and I unfortunately don’t have any painting references for this because they were explicitly /underwear/ and not something that would show up in art, but we do know that whalebone was used for support in women’s garments at least by the time of Elizabeth I’s death, as her effigy wore a corset containing whalebone. I’ve included a picture of the effigy corset and a few pictures of historical reproduction corsets so you can see what I mean.

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Ruffs: Big neck ruffs are seen on The Ladies in Waiting (the in-house, on stage, all female band) and during the Haus of Holbein number. Neck ruffs like this ARE Tudor, but weren’t seen until quite a while after Henry VIII’s death; you didn't really see neck ruffs until Elizabeth I.  (if you’d like to read more about the Ladies in Waiting’s costumes and historical influences, I have a whole blog post on that over here!)

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Split Skirts/Contrasting Underskirt: The open front skirt, revealing hot pants under it, are a pretty obvious style reference to the classic Tudor dress look where a kirtle (underdress) was layered under a contrasting overdress. This isn’t too obvious in a lot of the six wives’ portraits, but you can totally see it in the above portrait of Princess Elizabeth (the future Elizabeth I).

Howard is the only main queen that has this style of skirt (Aragon does too, but hers blends in with the rest of her gold and black and isn’t a distinctly contrasting color), but a LOT of the alternate costumes have this look.

Cats, as Explained in Memes: Why Cats are Liquid and Have Nine Lives

I gave this talk at my recent lecture salon birthday party! : )

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Why cats are actually liquids

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The definition of a liquid is "a material that adapts its shape to fit a container." Although we commonly think of liquids as items like coffee and beer, all observations seem to indicate that cats are also liquid. But how do they fit into spaces that they're larger than? How do cats seem to compress into whatever shape? 

There are a few anatomical and physical reasons. 

First, cats are super flexible. A cat’s front legs are attached to their shoulder via a very small, free floating clavicle (collarbone) by only muscles, not bones. This allows them to fit their bodies into tiny spaces, because their neck and shoulders can literally be squeezed to spaces tinier than you'd imagine and can be compressed through a hole or a tunnel. Cats are designed to want to hide in small spaces for safety and hunting reasons; then, when they spot their prey, they immediately race to catch them.

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Cats also have very elastic spines, which contain more bones than human’s. Where humans only have 32-34 vertebrae, cats have 52-53. Although the majority of these vertebrae are in the tail, there are extra ones in the lumbar (between the hip bones and pelvis) and thoracic regions (between the cervical, or neck vertebrae, and the lumbar vertebrae) which also allow for more movement. They can rotate their spines more than most other animals can and the disks in between their vertebrae have a flexible, elastic cushioning. 

Their flexibility and extra spiny spines allow them to reach and groom every part of their body. This is actually a survival technique, as they need to groom every part of their body to remove their scent, as that could give them away to other animals (predators or prey). Thus, there's an actual reason your cat is capable of licking its own butt.

Their flexible spines allows cats to contract and extend their backs in order to run faster, up to 30 miles per hour (but they’re sprinters, not marathoners). They can stride at three times their body length or more. (they can also jump up to nine times their height from a sitting position). Cats’ paws can turn in and out, which helps them climb, balance, and pivot. Cats walk and run on their toes (this characteristic is called “digitigrade”); this helps them run quickly and allows them to move silently. Their claws also help them run very quickly, acting like spikes to give them traction. 

Cats are also known to be quiet and watchful. This again, ties into their natural abilities and need to hide in small spaces and then run very quickly and quietly to capture their prey. This is part of the cat habit often called “If I fits, I sits.”

It's also said that cats have nine lives and "always land on their feet." This refers to their "righting reflex," or ability to often survive falls from a great height, which derives from a number of unique evolutionary advantages. 

In a 1987 study of 132 cats brought to a New York City emergency veterinary clinic after falls from high-rise buildings, 90% of treated cats survived and only 37% needed emergency treatment to keep them alive. One that fell 32 stories onto concrete suffered only a chipped tooth and a collapsed lung and was released after 48 hours.

First, cats can rotate their bodies 180 degrees to the right or the left. Humans can only rotate our hips around 90 degrees to the right or left. They also have the ability to turn their head and front legs in one direction and their hips and back legs in another direction. This allows them to turn and change direction very quickly, including while they're falling. This rotational flexibility allows them to quickly re-align their bodies and land safely. 

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Their tail in particular helps with this, as acts as a counter-balance that helps them adjust their weight around. The way they move as they fall also more evenly distributes impact throughout their body instead of on any one particular part. 

Fun fact: The maximum speed of a falling cat, or its terminal velocity (the constant speed that a freely falling object eventually reaches when the resistance of the medium through which it is falling prevents further acceleration.) , will always be 60 mph, vs an average sized man’s terminal velocity is about 120 mph. Their small size, light bone structure, and thick fur decreases their terminal velocity. They also create wind resistance by spreading themselves out like a parachute, slowing down their speed. 

Their actual instinct to right themselves comes from their inner ear, which acts as a compass so they always know when they’re right side up. Kittens have this righting reflex as early as 3-4 weeks (which is pretty amazing, considering kittens are born blind and without the ability to pee or defecate on their own, so they're...pretty damn helpless about everything for a while).

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Cats' muscles and bones in their legs help them land in a way that decreases their chances of being hurt. Their long, muscley legs that divert energy into decelerating when they land rather than breaking bones. Their flexible, springy legs, increase the distances over which the force of the collision with the ground dissipates and increase the collision time over a longer period, reducing the overall impact force. Their bendy joints and the positioning of their legs, which are angled under their body, rather than extending downward (like a human or a horse's legs), allow their legs to bend instead of breaking.

Alas, they’re not invincible – about 90% of cats falling from tall buildings survive, but most sustain serious injuries. Cats that fall from 7-32 stories may be less likely to die than those that fall from 2-6 stories, but it's hard to tell, as studies indicate different results and these results may derive from survivorship bias, in that instantly fatal falls would not be taken to a vet.

All these abilities probably were evolutionary adaptations resulting from their need to be able to survive if they fall out of trees, where cats hang out A LOT in the wild, for safety and hunting reasons.

One of my favorite memes relating to this is the "the buttered cat paradox" - cats always land on their feet, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, If one attached a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat, the experiment will produce an anti-gravity effect. This buttered cat can thus be used to produce energy.

I hope y’all enjoyed my silly cat post. :)

Throwing a Lecture Salon Party (with Aluminum Chef Cooking Competition!)

 I just turned 32 on January 11! I actually really love hosting parties and having people over in my home, but I've found in the past that these things often work better with a theme and a plan, rather than just a general "come over to my house and we'll do whatever" invite.

So this year, I decided to throw a salon party and Aluminum Chef competition! John and I were very pleased with how it all turned out and agree that this was our best party yet; we're thinking of making it an annual tradition! Everyone seemed to really enjoy themselves and even my quieter friends came out of their shell a lot when they were talking about topics they care about!

1. Salon Party

This isn't a salon party as in, do your hair or makeup, but more of a lecture salon where people discuss different ideas and topics. Historically, salons were pretty popular, but they haven't been as big in the past century or so. The word "Salon" derives from the Italian word salone, which refers to sala, a large reception hall found in Italian mansions). These gatherings first started in Italy in the 16th century and were super big in France in the 17th and 18th century. Plenty of great minds of the past were involved in regular salon nights in their friend groups; Gertrude Stein's Saturday evening salons were very popular and drew people like Pablo Picasso, F. Scott Fitzegerald, Ernest Hemingway, Sinclair Lewis, and Henri Matisse (one of these salons was depicted in Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris, which is an excellent movie made by a horrible human being [I still feel guilty about watching it, but I realllyyyy was curious about the topic and ended up really loving it. I also think it's important to be able to distinguish great art and beautiful creations from the actual quality of a person's character, as society's inability to believe that people who do terrible things can also create great art has resulted in seriously fucked up victim blaming in the past. So there's that. But also, fuck Woody Allen. Questions about why I say that? Read this.). 

Salons have been organized in different ways throughout history, and it is really interesting to read about all of them, but I decided I needed to have a more structured set up for my party.

- First, I set up a facebook event for my party and sent out invitations over a month in advance, so people would have a chance to think over what they wanted to do for it and prepare. I set up a google spreadsheet for sign-ups and just monitored it regularly to gauge interest (I love google drive and its system of document and spreadsheet tools so much. I used them extensively for planning my wedding and even wrote about my use of it as a layout tool here).

I originally said that people would have 9-10 minutes to speak on any topic they wanted, but after like 12 people signed up, ended up shortening that time to 5-6 minutes. At the actual party, I wasn't too strict about this and people's talks generally went about 10 minutes, which was perfect (I was afraid that if I said they could do 10 minutes, people would end up with like 15-20 minutes of content, which would be difficult time-wise). 

Because I invited more people than Husband John wanted me to (he is /much/ more introverted than I am), I let him talk for pretty much as long as he wanted about different types of beer (although I did lovingly heckle him and encouraged him to move quickly). He recruited one of my friends to be his "Beer Czar," and Tony poured out beer samples for anyone who was interested (we handed out plastic shotglasses for this). John ended up going about 40 minutes. 

I was very pleased by how all the timing worked out! The party started at 6 but we didn't end up starting the talks until 6:50, when more people had arrived. John talked about 40 minutes, and then speaker went for around 10 minutes each, with very little time in between talks, just to keep things moving. We ended up having 13 people total talk and finished up the talks before 10 pm. At that point, we then broke for board games and card games and such. 

For administrative ease, speakers went in the order they signed up in, but I made sure to check whether anyone was on a time crunch and needed to go earlier than their original slot. We had such a wonderful variety of topics, from The Booth Brothers (of John Wilkes Booth' infamy), what it's like to be an identical twin, a comparison of the different Biblical gospels and their possible sources, Shakespeare-contemporary playwright Ben Jonson, Golems, a Swedish Christmas tradition involving a giant straw goat which is generally burned down every year, how the Appalachian mountains affected history, why Rotten Tomatoes is dumb, basic self defense moves, and the russian second fleet expedition! I myself spoke about the anatomical aspects of cats that make them totally memeable (I'll post this up as a separate blog post soon - I also think it would make a really wonderful youtube video. I've wanted to get into making videos of some of my blog content for a while and just haven't had a change to sit down and figure it out yet!). 

We had some great audience interaction! Gentle friendly heckling and trolling, questions, etc. Generally, that interaction seemed to add to the presentations rather than take away from them. John got a little irritated by all the non-beer drinkers talking during his presentation, so at that point, I just strongly encouraged them to go hang out in the basement and chat there instead; that helped a lot! 

Administrative aspects: 

- Visual aids - I originally didn't want anyone to try to use a powerpoint presentation because I've been through too many meetings or classes where technology failed us, but friends coaxed me into it. My friend Sarah brought her laptop, hooked it up to our TV with an [hdmi?] cable, and then we had people email their powerpoint presentations to her. This actually worked really well, without any problems! And even people who didn't end up using slideshows benefited from it, as Sarah was able to pull up maps to use as illustrations and such. One speaker also brought some handouts comparing the different gospels he was talking about, which was cool!

- Signs - I'm kind of a nut for signs and put them and various post it notes all around the house, explaining where the talks where taking place and how it was going to work. I also posted the signup sheet so we could refer to it to see who was going next.

- Seating - I moved in chairs and stools from around the house and positioned them in a semi circle facing the TV/speaker. I also had chairs positioned further away, around the kitchen table, so people could listen but be a little away from the crowd if they wanted. This room is also conveniently situated near a staircase, where people could sit if needed. Several people did end up standing, but it always seemed like they had the option of sitting if they so chose.

- Places to escape - Because of my own ADHD and depression issues, I really try to be aware of people's mental/emotional need to escape somewhere quieter at a party. We had both our basement and our upstairs landing set up with chairs, board games, and blankets for anyone who wanted to use them. I'm not certain how much our upstairs setup was used, but at least our set up of it means it got cleaned up!

2. Aluminum Chef contest! (I failed at taking pictures of any of the food or most of the Aluminum Chef set up, besides the signs and sign-up sheet, alas. This is also the only photo I got of the magnificent sparkly spoons I handed out as awards, while I was spray-painting them)

The party also included a cooking contest! I specifically called it Aluminum Chef as an ironic reference to "Iron Chef" (because we're amateurs and just having fun). I looked through the wikipedia article about Iron Chef, made a list of all the secret ingredients that have been used in the shows, and then John and I, taking our friends' allergies and food sensitivites into account, chose the ingredient which had to be present in every dish in the competition - Citrus Fruit! 

Participants could enter in three categories: appetizers, entrees, or desserts (both John and I made dishes, but we decided beforehand that we couldn't win). I set up a sign up sheet on Google Drive for participants, but also allowed people to bring something to the party even if they didn't sign up. At the party itself, I used physical signup sheets for each category that assigned each dish a number and asked people to tape a label (which I'd already made) to each of their dishes to help with voting. I made voting ballots and throughout the night, encouraged people to try all the dishes and vote. At the very end of the night, during the last lecture, I tallied up all these votes and gave an award in each category! The awards were sparkly blue painted wooden spoons.*

We have a pretty tiny kitchen, so I specified that people really needed to make their dishes at home and bring them along (I allowed one friend to finish up their chicken in the oven and another to heat up their soup on the stovetop, but I didn't mind those minor situations; I just didn't want 10 people trying to cook in our shoebox sized kitchen at once). We also set up a big table downstairs for "overflow" food that didn't fit in the kitchen or on our dining room table; I specified that this food needed to not have any cat attracting meat or liquid milk in it; anything with that in it, really needed to stay near the big group of people in the kitchen so we could guard it.**

- Signs - I'm kind of a nut for signs and put them and various post it notes all around the house, pointing to where everything was. Because of our tiny kitchen size, I often have to get a little creative with storage for parties; the plates, silverware, and napkins lived on our microwave and the cups were situated on john's speaker system. I placed several big soda bottles in the fridge, along with a big water filter dispenser, and had seltzer cans in boxes down the hallway [all of these items had signs or post it notes]. 

I also used this occasion as an opportunity to pull out our beer coaster collection, and positioned those around the main room for peoples use and amusement (since we had some beer nerds in attendance, they seemed to be accepted well). 

I set up a little hot drink station for anyone who wanted some hot cocoa or tea, but no one seemed interested. It was super easy to put together though, and I will totally do it again in the future. I literally just put out a variety of tea bags and a container of hot cocoa mix next to the hot water kettle, along with a mug full of spoons, a bag of marshmallows, and a sign pointing to where the mugs live din our cabinet. 

As I've mentioned before, I really am trying to reduce my environmental impact, so even though I used disposable products for this party, I specifically bought compostable plates and napkins made from recycled paper. Our cleanup from this party wasn't actually too bad, all things considered! We filled up a few bags of recycling and trash, but it was pretty good overall.

And that’s how I put it all together! If you end up planning your own salon party or aluminum chef contest, please let me know! I’d love to hear about it all.

*which were a headache and a half to make just due to Amazon delivery shenanigans [my order was completely lost and they didn't bother to tell me that until like, saturday morning, so I had to go to Target and buy spoons that were much more expensive than I planned to use, but like, I was determined to make this sparkly spoon award thing happen. I bought three cans of blue glitter spray paint on clearance ages ago. Unfortunately, two out of three cans could not be encouraged to spray or work AT ALL, even with copious amounts of mineral spirits. So I had to finish up my spoon painting with a blue glitter marker I fortunately happened to have around (I used a red sparkly marker from this same set to fill in flaked off paint on my flower girls' baskets for my wedding, so these sparkly markers were clearly a good impulse purchase). 

**The cats themselves were very wonderful during the party and seemed very happy to get lots of pets and adoration from my friends. They didn't try to eat any food, my good boys!

Quick and Short Six the Musical Costume Update (AUSTRALIA)

Cleves: The sleeves look like they're cut differently now; the sleeves of the Australian version stick out at more of an upward angle than the West End costume's sleeves. 

The stripes on the top are positioned differently as well. In the original West End version, the silver beading is positioned close to the bottom of the black fur stripes, while the Australian version has silver beading at the top and bottom of the red stripes It also looks like the red in the Australian costume stripes have some sort of pattern on them, regularly spaced out dots. It's not quite clear in the photos whether these dots are beads, cloth, leather imprint, or what have you, but it's definitely there. 

The original Cleves collar is significantly higher than the Australian version. 

The Cleves shorts still have chains, but they're much more complicated than they used to be. There's now a peplum detail along the top of the shorts under the red stripe/silver beading and red and black stripes are laid out in a chevron pattern on both sides of the shorts. 

The Australia Cleves costume most resembles the teal costume shorts (Cleves variation) worn by Cherelle Jay of the West End cast, but her shorts appear to just have diagonal stripes on the side rather than chevrons.

Howard :UPDATED 01/15/2020: Actually, I just found out about the Bryony Duncan Howard outfit, and that’s obviously the closest ancestor to this updated skirt. The Australia Howard skirt also appears to be more structured and sticks out further, which may be due to the hatched fabric's stiffness and/or the different cuts of the fabrics used on the skirt. It may also be slightly shorter than the West End version; it's hard to tell.

[original musings] It looks like the same black striped mesh fabric is in use all over both the West End and the Australia outfits, but the pink fabric has changed up a bit. In addition to the original sheer pink fabric used on the skirt, there's now a slightly less sheer pink fabric with black hatching on it; the skirt's panels alter between sheer and sheer with hatching and there's now a bottom border of the sheer with hatching fabric. There's also more silver beading throughout the skirt. This fabric with hatching is also incorporated into the alternating style panels on the bodice and on the bodice's top sleeves. It also looks like the hatching fabric may be used on the back of the bodice as well. 

The Howard changes look like they incorporate a lot of the styles found [in the opalescent pink alternate costume skirt currently worn by Zara MacIntosh in the west end cast, the black alternate costume skirt worn by Colette Guitart in the West End Cast (which has more of the sheer alternating fabric panels look), and the teal alternate costume skirt worn by Jennifer Caldwell on the UK Tour.]

The Classic Disney Influences in the Costumes of "Descendants"

The main characters of The Descendants, Carlos, Evie, Mal, and Jay, posing with pictures of their parents, Cruella DeVill, The Evil Queen, Maleficent, and Jafar.

The main characters of The Descendants, Carlos, Evie, Mal, and Jay, posing with pictures of their parents, Cruella DeVill, The Evil Queen, Maleficent, and Jafar.

The Descendants is a series of three movies following the lives of four teenagers, the children of classic Disney villains, who have been picked from the magicless Isle of the Lost to attend school in Auradon. Specifically, the movies follow Mal, the daughter of Maleficent (from Sleeping Beauty), Evie, the daughter of the Evil Queen (from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs), Jay, the son of Jafar (from Aladdin), and Carlos, the son of Cruella De Vill (from 101 Dalmations). Their boarding school is filled with the children of heroes and heroic characters from other Disney stories.

The movies themselves are about the level of the High School Musical franchise, including lots of songs and dancing, and a decidedly junior high level of maturity. However, although the plots are thin and not fully developed, I find them interesting, and the costuming and theming of each character includes loads of callbacks to the original story from which they’re derived. For a big Disney fan like me, it can be super fun to find all the different references. A lot of the characters in the movie have costumes, accessories, hair, and styling very similar to their parents' looks in their original movies (or in some cases, their parents' famous nemeses). 

Kara Saun is the costume designer for The Descendants and she is BRILLIANT. I've combed through her instagram and through a lot of Tumblr posts, youtube videos, and various disney social media accounts to find a lot of this information.

I've read that the aesthetic of "The Isle of the Lost" was intended to evoke "dirty candy," like bright colors that have been run down and messed up by life. In addition, since they've been trapped on this island for the past twenty years and don't have wifi (which is explicitly stated in the intro to the first movie), the idea is that the island's fashion is a bit dated. Their parents' clothes are hard to date, because they're based so much off their looks in their original movies, with their various different locations, cultures, and time periods; most of these settings and times are not explicitly stated, but over the years, viewers have made educated guesses based on the costumes, language, and items present in the movies. Sleeping Beauty dates to medieval France, probably around the 1300s. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is set in Germany in around the early 1500s (although the Evil Queen's look is actually based off of a medieval statue dating more to ~1040). Disney's Aladdin is set in the fictional Agrabah in the 800s or 900s, but before the Persian Gulf War occurred, Disney planned to set it in Baghdad, in modern day Iraq (although fun fact, in the original 1001 Arabian Nights containing the story, Aladdin is said to take place in China). 101 Dalmations is set in England in the late 1950s-early 1960s.

The kids on the Isle of the Lost though, have solidly 70s punk style. They wear lots of leather and denim with many rips, shreds, and holes, spike and stud accents, fingerless gloves, asymmetrical zippers, and biker type clothes. They also sport big, bright, bold hair and outfit colors. The Villain Kids' clothing silhouettes tend to be pretty fitted, which was a characteristic of 70s punk clothes that specifically retaliated against the loose, drapey, hippie styles big in popular culture at the time (and the peace and love ethos that went along with them, naturally).

The kids at Auradon Prep, in contrast, tend to be dressed in mostly preppy styles, lots of feminine and flowy blouses, cardigans, bows, pencil skirts, and delicate floral patterns for the girls and sports coats, sweaters, and letter jackets for the boys. Their outfit colors tend to overall be more muted than the Island kids, like pastel versions of their parents' chosen colors. The big exception to this is seen in blue and yellow, the high school colors which are seen on every athletic, cheerleading, and band uniform. These are based off of the Beast's blue and yellow coat look and Belle's own yellow dresses; Prince Ben (the son of Beauty and the Beast) dresses in blue and yellow almost exclusively.

Note: All the photo galleries in this post scroll to the right! So just press on the right of the graphic above to see more photos of that character from throughout the series!

Mal (Dove Cameron), the daughter of Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty (Kristen Chenoweth), has bright green eyes and generally has purple or purple-pink hair. When she turns into a dragon, she’s a purple one with bright green eyes. Like her mother, who is shown to be THE leader of the VK's parents in the few scenes we get of them in the first movie, Mal seems to be the de facto leader of the Villain Kids and pushes herself more to be the most evil she can be than the others do. She's shown to have great artistic talent as a graffiti artist, but despite Ben suggesting that she join the art club in the first movie, she doesn't seem to pursue this hobby outside of her own personal fashion styling and locker and room decorating.

She almost always wears purple, green, and black, like her mother (who wears purple and black and possesses green skin in the original film. The Descendants version just has green eyes instead of skin). You can see other Maleficent elements in the ragged sharp edges and “aged” look of Mal's coats throughout the series, which resemble the ragged, distressed edges of Maleficent's original robe and sleeves. She also wears coats with high collars, which resemble Maleficent's own iconic purple color. 

Mal's makeup isn't super obvious, but she seems to wear lavender eyeshadow a lot, and her cheekbones usually seem emphasized, like her mother's.

She also wears some pink and blue tones, which may be a reference to Sleeping Beauty herself or perhaps her father, who is revealed as Hades (he of the blue hair) in Descendants 3 (she definitely does pick up more blue tones in that film than previously).

Each of the villain kids has a personal icon relating to their family's history which features in a lot of their clothing and accessories. Mal's is a dragon, which is emblazoned on the back of her coat (note: I’ve had a LOT of trouble finding pictures of the coat backs so I’m using a lot of pics of costumes for sale online to actually give you an idea of what they look like). She also wears claw earrings at times and has carried purses with dragons on them.

Press on the right of the graphic above to see more photos of that character from throughout the series!

Mal does have blonde hair (with light purple tips) and wears different colors at the beginning of Descendants 2 (the colors of Sleeping Beauty!) but that’s specifically noted as a time when she’s denying her true self and trying to be something she’s not. Her dresses during this time are mostly blue, pink, and white, but the cotillion dress Evie’s making for her is yellow and blue, the colors of Auradon, rather than Mal's own colors. However, this yellow and dress changes into a much punkier style by the time our VK heroes' adventures are done, and after Mal turns human again after morphing into a dragon, the dress is purple and pink, with singed edges and holes in the cape to refer to her dragon self. 

Press on the right of the graphic above to see more photos of that character from throughout the series!

Evie (Sofia Carson), the daughter of the Evil Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Kathy Najimy), has blue hair. Evie is initially very focused on finding a nice prince and going to live in his castle, but is shown to be very intelligent and resourceful, making her own clothes and accessories. This seems like a much more Snow White trait than Evil Queen trait, right? The Disney cartoon version doesn't have Snow White live with the Dwarfs long enough for clothes-making to be relevant, but I've seen other versions where she stays there for years and has to continually remake her clothes to fit her; it also fits with Snow White's general traditionally feminine house-keeping skills (no sign of Evie having Snow's glorious animal hypnotizing abilities though, alas).

[You know, it's literally never stated whether Mal and Evie's original hair colors are natural or not. No one else in this universe has rainbow hair color (except Audrey in Descendants 3, when she takes on bright pink and blue hair as she goes "mean"), and Mal does get her hair dyed purpley pink again in Descendants 2 after getting sick of her magicked blonde hair, but there's no sign that the girls actually dye their hair from the start. ANYWAY.]

Evie generally wears a lot of blue, with touches of red and yellow, matching her mother’s original colors (although I’d always read the Evil Queen’s primary color as dark purple? maybe I’m blind or just misread it. I dunno. but I’m finding photos showing it as blue so….yeah. Guess I was wrong.). Anyway, the box that the Evil Queen gives to the huntsman to put Snow White's box in is definitely bright red, blue, and yellow; when the VKs arrive at Auradon Prep, Evie's carrying a purse that is clearly based directly off of this box (I also mayyyy have finally bought this purse for myself after lusting after it for like a year). And in The Descendants, the Evil Queen’s outfit is clearly rendered in red, blue, and gold.

Evie's makeup is clearly based off of her mother's, as both tend to sport bold lips (sometimes red, sometimes more of a pale pink) and smoky eyeshadow (Snow White also wears bright red lipstick).

It's funny, by looking at these characters, I'm realizing how similar the Evil Queen and Snow White's outfits really are in some ways. They both wear high collars, strong central accessories in their hair (the Evil Queen's crown vs. Snow White's red bow headband), black capes with red lining, and bright, bold lips.  Evie almost always has a gold and/or red accessory in her hair, usually positioned centrally. This is often a tiara or a mini tiara, but she also has headbands and clips. She wears a blue cape with a contrasting red lining to start off the first movie, and often wears a cape like detail in her outfits- like loose or flowy sleeves. She often wears a necklace with a red pendant, just like her mom. Evie also sometimes wears a red belt or waist accent similar to the Evil Queen's.

Evie's signature insignia is a red heart, which she often wears in her hair, around her neck, or pinned to her clothes somewhere. She sometimes is shown holding an apple in promo stuff and the Descendants logo actually features an apple with a bite taken out of it, but this seems to be more a reference to the "Rotten to the Core" song from the first movie rather than to the Evil Queen's temptation of Snow White with an apple; Evie doesn't seem to actually wear any apple accessories.

Evie’s costumes occasionally borrow other more obviously Snow White only elements, particularly the short puffy blue and red sleeves in her casual t-shirt look. She also is usually wearing some sort of red hair accessory, which calls back to Snow White’s red bow.

Press on the right of the graphic above to see more photos of that character from throughout the series!

Jay is the son of Jafar (from Aladdin). Jay starts off as a big thief and a very physical kid who's constantly rough-housing with the smaller, nerdier Carlos, but quickly turns his energies to being amazing at sports at Auradon Prep as well. He's not the brightest kid around, but he's happy with his new life and seems to generally want to help out his friends. 

Jay is usually shown wearing a mix of blue, red, and yellow, although once or twice, he’s shown wearing his father’s original red, black, and yellow/gold. In The Descendants, though, just like the Evil Queen, his father is shown wearing a costume of blue, red, and yellow. I really don't know where this color scheme comes from, honestly, as Aladdin wears a lot of purple, red and white. The only character in Aladdin rendered in blue, red, and yellow, is Iago the Parrot. Is that what they're referencing here? Jay has long dark brown hair, which doesn’t seem to resemble anyone’s hair in the original Aladdin.

Jay’s outfits tend to very closely parallel Aladdin's, as he wears a lot of vests and/or sleeves shirts and hats in a contrasting color. His athletic skills and general personality also seem to more closely resemble Aladdin than Jafar. 

Jay's signature insignia is the gold cobra of his dad's staff, and is often found on the back of his coat or shirt. 

Press on the right of the graphic above to see more photos of that character from throughout the series!

Carlos De Vil is the son of Cruella De Vill (from 101 Dalmations). He's kind of got an innocent vibe to his personality, and is the one who's often hanging back looking at things while the others yell at him about needing to leave. Although it's specifically said that the island doesn't have wifi (and presumably wouldn't have access to a lot of software and technology then), Carlos shows major tech skills within just a few days of coming to Auradon Prep. He also thinks on his feet very well. He starts off the series absolutely terrified of dogs and under the thumb of his somewhat hysterical mother, who actually forbids him from leaving the island, as someone needs to stay behind to touch up her roots, fluff up her furs, and scrape bunions from her feet. One of my favorite elements of this series is how Carlos actually becomes REALLY attached to the campus dog super quick and learns that his mom was totally just lying to him for years about how dangerous dogs are.

His hair is platinum blonde/white with black roots and he wears primarily white (sometimes silver or grey) and black, with accents of red, just like his mother. Although in the original movie, Cruella De Vill is portrayed wearing a black dress and a solid golden cream colored fur coat, in the Descendants, her fur coat is all black and white, with more patterns and juxtapositions of black and white throughout the whole ensemble. Carlos's clothes generally follow this trend, and include lots of juxtaposed patterning. His clothes in Auradon seem to remain much more punky than the others do; although Mal and occasionally Evie retain some punky elements in their clothes, Carlos is the only one showing up at like, the cotillion in formal punky shorts and combat boots (of course, all of them revert to their former leather and punky styles on the island itself). Jay's clothes quickly take on more athletic and preppy elements, like double stripes and sleeves that evoke shoulder pads, while also going in a huntsman type direction?

Carlos's signature insignia is a design of crossed black and white dog bones, which can be seen on the back of a few of his coats and jackets. 

Sadly, actor Cameron Boyce died from an epileptic attack in his sleep shortly before Descendants 3 released. His family has formed a foundation in his name to support causes that were important to Boyce, namely, spreading kindness, ending gun violence, clean water, and epilepsy awareness.

*All of the notations on Uma’s photos and any other photos in this post are from the Instagram profile of Kara Saun, the costume designer for the Descendants.

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Uma, the daughter of Ursula, shows up in Descendants 2 and plays a big role in that and Descendants 3. She works in her mother's fish and chips shop. Sadly, we only get a brief glimpse of some of Ursula's tentacles and don't get to see her in all her glory (Whoopi Goldberg cameoed as her with a super brief line!). Uma is the leader of her small pirate group on the island and basically has taken over as queen of the teenagers on the island now that Mal is gone. She also has a major chip in her shoulder about the whole "they left us and are living a great life out in Auradon while the rest of us are struggling back here" thing.

Since purple is already Mal's color, Kara Saun based Uma's costumes off of Ursula's dragalicious teal eye makeup. Uma's gorgeous teal braids and the fringe on her dress totally evoke water and Ursula's tentacles. Uma also always wears a shell necklace like the one her mother used to capture Ariel's voice in the film. Her outfits also include a lot of seashells and trinkets on them, as the designer wanted to make her look as if she had been dragged across the ocean floor. Her formal look at the end of Descendants 3 is INSANE and includes just so many of these elements. 

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King Adam (Beast) and Queen Belle (Beauty) always wear their distinctive blue and yellow colors from their movies, which as I mentioned earlier, are adopted by Auradon Prep as their school colors. Prince and then King Ben (how does this system work?? Who makes teenagers kings when their preceding sovereign parent is still alive? This is a stupid set up) always wears blue and usually wears yellow with it as well. I love that it’s Ben that initially wants to bring the villain kids to the island; it ties so much into the theme of his parents’ fairy tale, that not everyone who looks bad is bad, that there are layers to the world and it’s not always as simple as black and white, hero and villain.

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Doug, the son of Dopey (from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs), generally wears green and sometimes wears purple with it, when he’s not dressed in his Auradon Prep band uniform. HOWEVER. Doug gets to break out of his color scheme more than anyone else seems to; at the coronation he wears burgundy and at the cotillion, he wears yellow and black. Perhaps these are references to some of the other dwarfs? Burgundy would be…what, Grumpy, and yellow would be Bashful or Happy? I don’t know. I’m just guessing here.

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Chad Charming is a delightful and arrogant dunce who pretty much always wears the light blue of his mother Cinderella accented with his father Prince Charming’s light yellow. His color scheme is similar to Prince Ben’s but more pastel. His hair also is sometimes coiffed in the distinctive slicked back coif of Prince Charming.

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Audrey, the daughter of Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), always wears light pink and white dresses and skirt outfits, but sometimes light blue is incorporated as well. This is a fun reference to the “Make it pink! Make it blue!” dress debate in Sleeping Beauty. Her hair is magnificent and totally follows the swooping profile of her mother’s. Her clothes occasionally feature 50s touches like big a-line skirts, cardigans, and wide collars (Sleeping Beauty came out in 1959) . In Descendants 3, she embraces her “mean” side; she starts off the movie with blonde hair with blue and pink highlights, her hair goes FULL blue and pink when she decides to be a villain. It goes back to the lighter highlights by the end.

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Harry, the son of Hook (Pete Pan), clearly owes a lot to the depiction of Hook in Once Upon a Time, with lots of red and black, leather, short hair, and black guyliner. He does wear a fluffy shirt in the third movie though, going back to his dad’s original roots in Peter Pan. He wears skull insignia trinkets.

Gil, the son of Gaston (Beauty and the Beast), has embraced the pirate lifestyle with Uma and Harry, so he’s got a lot of pirate touches in him, but his costume still pays homage to his famous villain dad, specifically in the v-neck cut of his shirts with collars, short sleeves that emphasize his big arm muscles, and big belts. His costumes are yellow, pulling off the secondary colors of Gaston’s outfit, probably because he’s always with Harry, who wears red.

Jane, the daughter of headmistress Fairy Godmother, always wears a light blue dress with pink bow accents, just like her mother’s Cinderella outfit (Fairy Godmother herself seems to just wear light blue these days). Her formal dress at the cotillion is my single favorite dress in the entire series.

Lonnie, Mulan’s daughter (hopefully with Shang?), wears the pale pink, light blue, light green, and pale orange colors of her mother’s costume and usually wears at least one Chinese-inspired floral fabric. She often wears a thick obi belt of contrasting fabric She wears a jumpsuit to the cotillion and is the one girl who tries out for the fencing team.

And I just included a photo of Cheyenne Jackson as punk rock Hades because he’s brilliant in this role.

Dizzy, the granddaughter of Lady Tremaine (Cinderella), has one of the cutest costumes, with wild paint colors and trinkets all over. I love seeing how Kara Saun pulled inspiration from the villains of Cinderella to design her.

Celia Facilier, the daughter of Dr Facilier (The Princess and the Frog), has the burgundy and purple colors and the fun suitcoat of her father, along with a lot of other New Orleans-style bright colors.

Squeaky and Squirmy, Smee’s twin sons, dress basically exactly as their dad, just a little punkier then Smee appeared in the original Peter Pan. Lots of light blue and white stripes, red hats, and white-blonde hair.

I hope y’all enjoyed this post! I had a ton of fun creating it. :)

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Disney+ Marathon: Revisiting Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

 So for my blog, I’m doing a Disney+ movie marathon through all the animated feature length films I haven’t seen in 20+ years/have never seen! I’m starting off with the first animated full length cartoon feature in the United States, Snow White!

  • Setting: The original Snow White story is a 19th-century German fairy tale. It was featured in Grimms’ Fairy Tales in 1812. The time period isn’t explicitly stated anywhere that I can find, but since the Queen’s clothes are based off of a preserved Medieval statue of the German noble Uta von Ballenstedt (c. 1000 -1046), it seems to be set in medieval Germany somewhere.
    The Disney version, of course, is a very simplified version that removes a lot of the original elements of the story, namely, any sort of backstory. The fairy tale also featured the Queen trying to kill Snow White three times rather than just with the apple shown in this film.

  • Why is Snow White in a peasant outfit at the beginning? The only explanation given is in the little story book page at the beginning that says “Her vain and wicked Stepmother the Queen feared that some day Snow White’s beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little Princess in rags and forced her to work as a Scullery Maid.”
    What happened to Snow White’s father or original mother? No one knows; we’re certainly not told.

  • Clearly Snow White is some kind of witch who can get Woodland creatures to somehow all get along follow her and do her bidding, namely, unpaid household labor. I need her skills. Can she teach cats? Actually, she may be a vampire given the whole skin as white as snow and lips as red as blood thing.
    ALTHOUGH, the origin of her name isn’t explained whatsoever in this movie version, so perhaps that isn’t canon for Disney film? The original story has Snow White’s mother wishing for a child with “skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as night,” after pricking her finger with a needle and seeing her blood drip onto freshly fallen snow on a black windowsill.

  • Are the trees in the forest actually evil and do they have faces or are they just representations of snow white’s fears?

  • The dwarves definitely say Jiminy crickets before Pinocchio The movie came out. What on earth did it mean before then? Was it a reference to the book?
    I later looked this up and discovered that “Jiminy” is an exclamation of surprise dating back to 1803, which may be a disguised oath referring to Jesu Domine, or Jesus Lord. “Jiminy cricket” was used starting in 1848; the “JC” initials also refer to Jesus Christ. The Adventures of Pinocchio wasn’t published until 1883 and featured a character named the Talking Cricket, but he didn’t get the name Jiminy Cricket until the 1940 Disney movie came out.

  • Interesting fact: This movie’s title uses the more common at the time “Dwarfs” instead of the “Dwarves” plural form popularized by Tolkien later.

  • We never see snow white with her stepmother the queen. Do we ever see any women talking to each other? I guess the witch (the evil queen in disguise) talks to snow white. But I can’t think of anyone else. It just barely passes the Bechdel test (they talk a little bit about Snow White wanting to marry the prince, but they also talked about dreams more generally), but it’s hardly progressive.,
    For that matter, we never hear about Snow White’s father, his relationship with the Queen, or Snow White’s relationship with the Queen at all. There’s really no backstory given.

  • They kept the plot very very simple. There are no complex characters, no outside friendships, and no motivations outside basic survival? Snow White is nice to animals but that’s basically all we know about her. Except that she likes to sing and appreciate a clean house.

  • The entire dwarves sneaking into the house to figure out who’s in there segment is like a tribute to slapstick comedy.

  • What were the dwarves’ names before they were old enough to have personalities and/or noticeable health issues (sneezy- hat fever, sleepy- narcolepsy). It appears that dopey is maybe intended to have some sort of mental delay but it’s passed off as “he’s never tried to talk.” Not sure such a character would fly in today’s society.

  • “Oh good, you talk.” Jesus, Snow White, they’re short men, not mute animals.

  • I had completely forgotten about the whole Snow White having to harass them to wash their hands and faces because they haven’t done that in weeks bit. Mildly appalled. This reminds me of the cruise we went on where they played an entire video about how you definitely need to wash your hands every time you go to the bathroom.

  • It’s a total myth that people in medieval times didn’t wash or keep themselves clean, by the way; I’ll explain this more later but even if they didn’t take full baths all that often they did wash their hands and faces daily.

  • "A Pedslar's disguise" what a convenient spell she just happens to have there. Is that a commonly used spell? What does she use it for? Shopping in disguise in the kingdom?

  • It's nice that everyone in this kingdom knows everyone else. You wouldn't expect a Queen to know who the dwarfs are (it makes sense that the dwarfs know who Snow White is though).

  • "A thunder bolt to mix it well" - wait. What? Doesn't she mean lightning? There's lightning when she says that about her potion. Plus, can sound even mix a potion? It has to be lightning right? She says "look my hands, my voice" as if she's surprised by the results of the potion she just gave herself.I have a feeling that this plan wasn't totally formulated or thought through very well, as she doesn't think about the poison apple part.

  • John made a valid point when I talked to about - why are they making spells that can be broken easily? Can you just not make a spell permanent?

  • -I somehow only figured out that Snow White is set in Germany a few years ago and listening to this Silly Song tune with all the yodellling and the super German organ, I just really don't know how I hadn't ever figured that out. Did we see that organ at all when Snow White and the bewitched woodland creatures were cleaning the house? Also - what kind of organ can you play with your butt like that? Why does Grumpy have such a flexible butt? What sort of exercises do you do in order to be able to move one butt cheek at a time? Is that a thing people can do? I'm pretty sure i can't.

  • Gooseberry pie? Is that a thing? What is that? Is it German?
    Later: YES, it’s a thing. Gooseberries are berries with tart skin and sweet flesh. Gooseberry pie adds in sugar to balance out the tartness. However, it appears that their presence in this film is anachronistic; the 1879 Encyclopaedia Britannica said, “Although gooseberries are now abundant in Germany and France, it does not appear to have been much grown there in the Middle Ages, though the wild fruit was held in some esteem medicinally for the cooling properties of its acid juice in fevers.”

  • Good lord, Snow White is an idiot, isn’t she? The dwarfs specifically tell her that the queen is dangerous and a master of disguise and the animals straight up attack the witch to protect her and she lets her in and eats the damn apple anyway, the dumb girl. I know she's supposed to only be 14 in this movie but....COME ON. 

  • I’m not really going to get into costume analysis much for most of these movies, but suffice it to say that these movies generally reflected the time in which they were made. It’s not a coincidence that Snow White’s hairstyle and face look distinctly Betty Boop-ish. Many other people have done great work discussing the historical influences of the costumes; I highly suggest the great work done over at Frock Flicks!

  • Walt Disney may have been a visionary, but he was a total asshole in some ways. He held the 19-year-old actress Adriana Caselotti, who provided the voice of Snow White, to an extremely strict contract which basically kept her from singing professionally for the rest of her life (she had extremely small parts in Wizard of Oz and It’s a Wonderful Life). She wasn’t credited as the voice, she was only paid $970 for her work on the film (equivalent to about $16,905 in 2018), and Disney refused to let her work on radio shows.

  • This movie is really gorgeous and I understand why so many people consider it a classic, but the characters and plot are paper thin and I don’t personally feel it holds up very well when I watch it as an adult. It’s very important for its role in movie history as the first full-length cel animated feature film and the earliest Disney animated feature film, but it’s not something I plan to rewatch much.
    THAT BEING SAID, I adore Snow White’s costume and aesthetic and Disneybound as her more often than any other character. :D

Over-Analyzing The Crown: S3E10 Cri de Coeur

All My Posts on The Crown
S3: 1 & 2: “Olding” & “Margaretology” 3: “Aberfan” 4: “Bubbikins, 5: “Coup” 6: “Tywysog Cymru” 7: “Moondust" 8: “Dangling Man” 9: “Imbroglio” 10: “Cri de Coeur”
S4: 1: “Gold Stick” 2: “The Balmoral Test” 3: “Fairytale” ( + Cinderella References) 4: “Favourites” 5: “Fagan” 6: “Terra Nullius” 7: ”The Hereditary Principle” 8: “48:1” 9: “Avalanche”
The Medals, Sashes, and Tiaras of The Crown; Tiaras/Crowns Overviews: Season 1 ; Season 2

Princess Margaret’s marriage to Tony Armstrong Jones (Lord Snowdon) has fallen apart, as he’s having yet another fairly public affair with a younger woman who Margaret merely calls “The Thing” (but in reality, is named Lucy Lindsay-Hogg). Margaret is miserable and depressed, and ends up taking a younger lover (Roddy Llewellyn) to cheer herself up. Simultaneously, Queen Elizabeth prepares for her Silver Jubilee, celebrating her 25th year on the throne.

Antony Armstrong and Lucy Lindsay-Hogg in real life

Antony Armstrong and Lucy Lindsay-Hogg in real life (Credit: Nikki English / Shutterstock).

Roddy Llewellyn and Princess Margaret in real life

Roddy Llewellyn and Princess Margaret in real life (Credit: Hulton Deutsch / Getty).

Harry Treadaway as Roddy Llewellyn and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret in The Crown

Harry Treadaway as Roddy Llewellyn and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret in The Crown

  • The name of this episode comes from a heartless comment the Queen Mother makes about Margaret’s suicide attempt, calling it more of a “cri de coeur, instead of a coup de grace.” A cri de coeur is “a passionate appeal, complaint, or protest.” A coup de grace is a final blow or shot given to kill a wounded person or animal.

  • The episode starts with Elizabeth visiting Margaret at her home, in the aftermath of one of the couple’s fights. Broken glass lies everywhere. Margaret says it’s just part of who they are though; “War is our love. A brutal fight to the death is our mating dance.” She even makes excuses for Tony’s affair: “He can’t help himself, my priapic little snapper.”

  • Poor Margaret. She looks absolutely fabulous at her birthday party, with lovely 60s hair, even though her husband is conspicuously absent and off with his lover. When she states this to her family and asks them to take her side “and impose sanctions” on Tony, they’re assholes who take his side. ON HER BIRTHDAY. I understand Prince Philip’s point; Margaret can certainly be a difficult person, but surely she doesn’t deserve this level of disrespect.
    I know Margaret and Tony have kids. We’ve seen them briefly in S3E7, Moondust, at the rocket launch party at the palace. Where are they during this episode? Do we ever see them? Margaret carelessly tells Elizabeth that the nanny has them but otherwise doesn’t really refer to them (to be fair, neither does Tony, except when he explains his anger over the photos of Margaret and Roddy by saying “she’s the mother of my children”). I’ve watched it multiple times and haven’t noticed them anywhere.

  • Margaret packs up her things for her getaway in a suitcase that looks very old and worn, possibly in a reference to how she herself feels. On her trip out, she wears an acid green shirt and skirt with brown fur coat. She wore green and brown a fair amount in both “Margaretology” and “Aberfan” as well (S3E2 and S3E2), when her marriage was rocky, but still holding together, with some good times.
    The Queen and the Queen Mother also both wear a fair amount of green in this episode, possibly in reference to this being a Margaret-centric episode.

  • Jesus Christ, Tony left her a “love note” in a book that says “you look like a cheap pantomime dame.” What a horrible person. Does her family really not see this side of him ever?
    It broke my heart to see Margaret arrive at her friend’s house sleeping in the back of the car, presumably too mentally and emotionally exhausted to deal with anything right now (and possibly a little drunk already). Her friend ushers everyone back into the house rather than wake her; I guess there isn’t really a better way to handle that situation.
    This friend, by the way, apparently is Anne Tennant, Lady Glenconner, who was very close to Margaret in real life and actually wrote a memoir about her that came out this year called “Lady in Waiting: My Extraordinary Life in the Shadow of the Crown.” I need to buy that! Anne was a maid of honor at Elizabeth II’s coronation and an Extra Lady-in-Waiting to Margaret. This show is good enough at details that it’s possible she’s been shown throughout the three seasons without me noticing; I’ll have to go check at some point.

Roddy Llewellyn in real life

Roddy Llewellyn in real life (Credit: Mirrorpix / Getty).

Harry Treadaway as Roddy Llewellyn and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret on the Crown

Harry Treadaway as Roddy Llewellyn and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret on the Crown

Harry Treadaway as Roddy Llewellyn and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret on the Crown

Harry Treadaway as Roddy Llewellyn and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret on the Crown

  • The swimsuit Margaret picks up for Roddy when they’re out shopping looks very similar to one he wore in real life (see comparison photos), although it’s hard to tell how close they are, when the photo is in black and white.
    After Roddy shows up, Margaret actually starts smiling and laughing and looking happy again. While she’s playing the piano and singing with Roddy, she looks fucking amazing. We’ve never seen season 3 Margaret look this happy.
    Also - Margaret has sung a SHIT ton in this season, taking advantage of Helena Bonham Carter’s lovely voice. I think she only sung once in the first season (a Christmas carol with her father, I believe, in S1E2), and never in the second season. Bonham Carter is also clearly having the time of her life in this role; I read in an interview that she was surprised to get the role, since her predecessor as Margaret , Vanessa Kirby (5’7”), was several inches taller than Helena (5’2”). The real life Princess Margaret was 5’1”, so Bonham Carter is much close in height. I guess this show cares far more about good acting than they do about making the actors look exactly like their predecessors or their historical counterparts (see also, Derek Jacobi taking over as the Duke of Windsor, even though at 5’8”, he was considerably shorter than his predecessor Alex Jennings, who was 6’2”).

Antony Armstrong Jones on The Crown

Antony Armstrong Jones on The Crown

Olivia Colman as Queen Elizabeth on The Crown

Olivia Colman as Queen Elizabeth on The Crown

A real souvenir teapot made for the Queen’s silver jubilee.

A real souvenir teapot made for the Queen’s silver jubilee.

  • I made an audible gasp when Tony pulled out old pictures of the royal family for the Queen and we see Claire Foy and Matt Smith in the photos again. It’s the first time we’ve seen any depiction of either of those actors since the S3E1 intro of Olivia Colman with the coinage changeover. It inspired a surprising amount of nostalgia in me.
    Tony did design a few things for the Royal Family over the years, most notably, the stage and setup at Charles’ investiture as Prince of Wales, but I couldn’t find any evidence that he designed any Silver Jubilee memorabilia, as he and Margaret were on pretty terrible terms at that point. However, memorabilia like that did totally exist at the time and is still made today for big royal events like weddings. I actually use several royal memorabilia plates as soap dishes in my own house, including one for Elizabeth’s actual silver jubilee! (I also have one for the Queen Mother’s 90th birthday and one from Elizabeth’s father’s jubilee). Yes, I’m definitely an anglophile. :D

The real life Princess Margaret and Tony Armstrong Jones, with a focus on Margaret’s engagement ring.

The real life Princess Margaret and Tony Armstrong Jones, with a focus on Margaret’s engagement ring.

Margaret’s engagement ring as shown in The Crown season 2 “Matrimonium.”

Margaret’s engagement ring as shown in The Crown season 2 “Matrimonium.”

  • Right after the photos of Margaret and Roddy have come out in the press and she’s been revealed to the world as a “whore,” she’s seen crying in bed, wearing a ruby ring surrounded by diamonds, and sporting red fingernails. This seems to indicate her “tramp” status (which is insanely hypocritical, since Armstrong Jones had cheated on her many times at this point without even really trying to hide it. But alas, this intense shaming of Margaret did happen in real life.). Also, I’m nearly positive that this is meant to represent Margaret’s engagement ring from Tony. I can’t find a photo of Bonham Carter wearing the ring, but the shot of her crying makes it look a lot like the ring Tony proposed with in S2E7 Matrimonium and the one Princess Margaret wore in real life. In real life, Armstrong Jones “designed” the ring for Margaret, choosing a ruby center stone to reflect Margaret’s middle name, Rose.
    The next scene shows Tony working in his dark room under a red light; this color theming seems to show their continuing connection, even as they both move on to loving other people. A lot of reviewers have criticized Tony’s line in this scene about how he’s still upset about the situation because Margaret’s the mother of his children as hypocritical, but I see it more as, an acknowledgment of, yes I absolutely understand her right to do this, but also, it still hurts because of our past and our familial connection through our kids.

  • Wow, this portrayal of the Queen Mother is really nasty, isn’t it? She’s so awful to her daughter, even though she absolutely knows that Tony has been cheating on her for ages.

  • When they land back in England (they couldn’t like, fly in Roddy through a back way to reduce the controversy at all? really?), Roddy and Margaret are both wearing staid colors, burgundy and greys, which are a big departure from the wild bright prints they wore while on vacation. They match each other and also, interestingly enough, match the house she lives in; this is most noticeable when she runs away from Tony and after Roddy.
    I hope we see Roddy again in Season 3. I love that actor, Harry Treadaway, who I knew previously from Penny Dreadful (and didn’t recognize at all initially, as he was hardly portrayed as a heartthrob when he was Dr. Frankenstein). It also would be terribly inaccurate if we don’t see him again, as in real life, Margaret and Roddy were together for 8 years.

  • While calling Roddy a boy, Tony is literally wearing the youngest looking clothes we’ve ever seen him in –a blue denim jacket, blue denim jeans, and a hippie looking necklace.

  • “You look like a Jewish manicurist” (something he said about her to his lovers/friends in S2E7 “Matrimonium”) and “How do I loathe thee, let me count the ways” – these are the worst “love notes” ever. They’re clearly hate notes.

The Queen and Harold Wilson in real life.

The Queen and Harold Wilson in real life (Credit: PA Images).

Harold Wilson on The Crown

Harold Wilson on The Crown

  • We then take a brief break away from Margaret and Tony to go say hello to Harold Wilson again, who’s back as Prime Minister for a bit. Elizabeth’s “unconstitutional cheer” note about Wilson resembles very much something her father said about Winston Churchill in the first episode .

    • King: “My dear Winston, congratulations. Would it be terribly unconstitutional of me to say how happy I am? I miss our weekly chats. Your predecessor is a fine parliamentarian. A good man. But as company, as a companion….”
      Winston: “An empty taxi pulled up at the house of commons and Mr. Atlee got out.”

    • Queen: “I let out an unconstitutional cheer when you beat Mr. Heath this time.”

  • This also is emphasized when after he tells her that he has Alzheimers and will be stepping down soon, she offers to dine with him at Downing Street. Just like Winston Churchill. My heart. /sob/
    They really were this close in real life and to date, Wilson and Churchill are the only PMs who’ve had the Queen over to Downing Street for dinner. However, his second time in office as Prime Minister lasted for two years, not the …two minutes? shown in The Crown. In reality, it would have been pretty shitty to be elected into office and then immediately resign like that.

  • Sometimes I want to throw things at the queen mother. Like when she asks if margaret’s suicide attempt was a cry for help.

  • Towards the end of the episode, the queen is back in Margaret’s bedroom where the episode started, looming over her. Margaret is in bed, noticeably sick and wearing purple, which only seems to emphasize how worn down and tired she looks. The Queen is wearing her pearl necklace while she visits Margaret., which ties back to their connection in S3E2, when they both constantly wore pearl necklaces (Margaret wears hers less now).
    I looked up that pearl necklace actually; in real life, her three-strand pearl necklace was gifted to her by her father King George VI.

  • In the show, Margaret claims she’ll be the first divorcee in the English royal family since Henry VIII and Anne of Cleves (which is funny, but Henry VIII himself considered their marriage, and his earlier one with Catherine of Aragon, annulled, and therefore, not ended via divorce). This isn’t quite true, although she certainly was the most senior member of the royal family to get a divorce at this time. In 1967, the marriage of George Lascelles, Earl of Hareford (Elizabeth II’s first cousin), to Marion Stein ended after his mistress Patricia Tuckwell gave birth to his son. This was very scandalous for times and he was ostracized for quite a while. He married Tuckwell later that year, but had to do so in Connecticut, as at the time, registry office marriages were barred for people covered by the Royal Marriages Act and divorcees could not marry in the Church of England. His first wife Stein went on to marry the famous politician Jeremy Thorpe, who was later tried on charges of conspiracy and incitement to murder, a situation which recently gained new notoriety in “A Very English Scandal” (which is hilarious, and you should really watch it if you get a chance).
    Margaret was definitely not the first royal since Henry VIII to /try/ to get a divorce. That honor goes to Prince George of Wales, who married Princess Caroline of Brunswick in 1795. George apparently detested Caroline completely and after he became King George IV, sued her for divorce based on infidelity (something he had also committed). They went through a scandalous and embarrassing divorce hearing, but Parliament refused to grant the divorce.
    In many ways, Margaret’s own troubles really helped pave the way for younger royals and made their lives easier. Three of Elizabeth’s children have had divorces (Princess Anne from her husband Captain Mark Philips in 1992, Prince Andrew from his wife Sarah Ferguson in 1992, and Prince Charles from his wife Lady Diana Spencer in 1997). since the events shown in this episode and none of them were faced with quite as many obstacles as Margaret was. And although Edward VIII, the Duke of Windsor, abdicated the thrown so he could marry Wallis Simpson, a divorcee with two living former husbands, and Princess Margaret was previously kept from marrying divorcee Captain Peter Townsend, Prince Harry married divorcee Meghan Markle in 2018 without any apparent trouble.

  • Tony Armstrong Jones and Lucy Lindsay-Hogg married in 1978 pretty soon after his divorce from Princess Margaret came through. He and Lucy separated in 2000 after it was revealed that Tony had fathered a child with another woman two years earlier.
    Armstrong Jones would stay relatively close with the royal family after his divorce (although he and Margaret avoided each other) and later photographed the Queen for her 80th birthday. He also took photos of Diana, Princess of Wales. You can see some of his photography here.

The real life Queen at her Silver Jubilee

The real life Queen at her Silver Jubilee

Queen Elizabeth at her Silver Jubilee in The Crown

Queen Elizabeth at her Silver Jubilee in The Crown

  • It looks like the Queen and Philip have gone back to sleeping in separate beds again. We got a hint of that in the episode previously, when we saw the bedrooms across from each other as they discussed their upcoming 25th anniversary party. They did this throughout the first season but in the second season, it seemed that they grew closer and we saw them wake up and go to sleep in the same bed together several times.

  • As the Queen and Margaret talk about her upcoming Silver Jubilee, Elizabeth notes that she’s had 6 prime ministers so far and asks what she’s achieved so far. Margaret points out that she’s been there and steady and keeping things going. As she says, “If you show a single crack, we’ll see it isn’t a crack, but a chasm, and we’ll all fall in.”  (no pressure on Elizabeth there, right?)

  • The Queen’s silver jubilee outfit features an accurate but ridiculous pink hat with cloth bells on it.

Over-Analyzing The Crown: S3E9 Imbroglio

A scene in The Crown set after the Duke of Windsor’s funeral.

A scene in The Crown set after the Duke of Windsor’s funeral.

All My Posts on The Crown
S3: 1 & 2: “Olding” & “Margaretology” 3: “Aberfan” 4: “Bubbikins, 5: “Coup” 6: “Tywysog Cymru” 7: “Moondust" 8: “Dangling Man” 9: “Imbroglio” 10: “Cri de Coeur”
S4: 1: “Gold Stick” 2: “The Balmoral Test” 3: “Fairytale” ( + Cinderella References) 4: “Favourites” 5: “Fagan” 6: “Terra Nullius” 7: ”The Hereditary Principle” 8: “48:1” 9: “Avalanche”
The Medals, Sashes, and Tiaras of The Crown; Tiaras/Crowns Overviews: Season 1 ; Season 2

The Duke of Windsor’s funeral takes place. New Prime Minister Edward Heath handles a labor dispute with the coal miners badly and the country (including the palace) has to deal with ongoing brief blackouts, which eventually result in a three-day work week and significant hardship. After realizing how serious Prince Charles is about Camilla Shand, the Queen Mother and Lord Mountbatten plot to get Charles sent off to a Naval posting far away and to get Camilla married off.

  • The episode starts off with the Duke of Windsor’s funeral. The Queen’s and Wallis Simpson’s outfits at the funeral seem very similar to what they wore in real life.
    It’s so sad later when Charles reflects later that he felt like he had become the new Duke of Windsor, the new outsider in the family.

  • Is this new Prime Minister always wearing black and white? It seems like he really is always wearing the colors of the piano, his beloved instrument.

    “My father is a builder.” Heath’s comment here to the coal miners hearkens back to Harold Wilson’s comment about how he makes out that he’s a common man but actually, he has higher brow tastes and comes from a privileged background.

  • I like how they Illustrate the power cutbacks at the castle by showing the butlers lighting candles.

The real life Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor, and Queen Elizabeth, at the Duke of Windsor’s funeral.

The real life Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor, and Queen Elizabeth, at the Duke of Windsor’s funeral (Credit: Bettmann / Getty).

Queen Elizabeth and the Duchess of Windsor at the Duke of Windsor’s funeral in The Crown.

Queen Elizabeth and the Duchess of Windsor at the Duke of Windsor’s funeral in The Crown.

  • Charles says he’s going to need dickie’s help wih the family because he so trusts that he will be on his side. AND THEN HE ISN’T, you suck mountbatten. He later says: “you don’t love a girl like Camilla shand. She’s a bit of fun and a welcome distraction from the rigors of the navy. The first few months can be pretty tough.” [GAH, ANGER]

  • After Charles gets his posting abroad, he runs back to the castle to talk to his mother immediately, thinking that this is definitely her fault. Interestingly enough, she doesn’t work very hard to disabuse him of this notion, but merely lets him yell at her and then calls for the true culprits.
    When Charles is trying to get to his mother, all the butlers and staff are suddenly in his way and keep saying “excuse me,” three times. It’s like he’s already just very in the way and out of place in his own home.

    How did Queen Elizabeth IMMEDIATELY figure out that it was the Queen mother and Lord Mountbatten who are interfering with Charles’ relationship? I love that in this one scene, both queens are wearing coats insid. But the lamps are on? Are they trying to lower their electricity use? What is going on here?
    “We’ve learnt that lesson time and time again,” they say, about the importance of not letting a royal get permanently romantically involved with the wrong person.

  • ALL THE BUTLERS STANDING AROUND WITH LAMPS. This is the most delightful and ridiculous picture. Anne is iconic, as usual, with her gorgeous “Starman” driving entrance, which then transitions to her walking down the hallway of Buckingham palace singing with staff following her and carrying candles.
    Her reaction to seeing her entire family sitting there in the dark waiting for her is also classic. “God what’s all this?” 
    Philip knows that this is all serious but he can’t help but laugh out loud when in response to a request for calm, Anne just deadpans, “As opposed to how I am usually-hysterical.” And afterward, after she’s thoroughly shocked her mother by noting that she had “fun” with Andrew Parker Bowles, she notes, “I hope that wasn’t too emotional for you all.”

The real life Prince Charles and Camilla Shand.

The real life Prince Charles and Camilla Shand (Credit: Serge Lemoine / Getty).

Prince Charles and Camilla Shand in The Crown.

Prince Charles and Camilla Shand in The Crown.

  • In one scene (I can’t remember whether it happened in this episode or in the previous one), Charles' sister Princess Anne warns him that if he gets involved with Camilla, there will "always be three people in the relationship". A wise point indeed, considering the ongoing nature of her relationship with Andrew. And the wording of Princess Anne's advice was chosen very carefully and deliberately, and pays homage to Princess Diana, who famously described Camilla as "the third person" in her relationship with Prince Charles.

  • The Queen and the Queen Mother wear a lot of yellow and tan colors in this episode. Possibly to refer to the candlelight and the blackouts throughout this episode?
    I love it when Queen Elizabeth, with great irritation, has to ring a bell to end her meeting with Heath because her buzzer isn’t working due to the blackout.

The real-life Prince Charles while he was stationed in The Bahamas.

The real-life Prince Charles while he was stationed in The Bahamas.

Prince Charles in The Crown, immediately after he was moved to his new post in the Bahamas.

Prince Charles in The Crown, immediately after he was moved to his new post in the Bahamas.

  • Philip: “Are you warming to him yet?”
    Queen: “Mr. Heath? I’m not sure there’s anything to warm to.”
    Philip: “Give him some time, he’s rusty. You’re the first woman in decades he’s had a meaningful relationship with. It’s what his enemies have always held against him. The fact that he never married. People find it hard to trust a leader without a wife or family.”
    Philip then relates the story of the doctor’s daughter that Heath let get away and concludes with: “There you are. When you find the right one, snap em right up. As a central theme, it’s perfect.” He means for the Queen’s speech for their 25 year wedding anniversary. As he points out, “it’s your turn, I made one on the ten year anniversary – mon petit chou.”
    This refers to the speech he made in season episode of the Crown. So I didn’t realize this, but “mon petit chou” is probably where Philip’s nickname for the queen, “cabbage,” came from, as this French phrase translates to “my little pastry puff” and “my little cabbage.”

The real life marriage of Andrew Parker Bowles and Camilla Shand.

The real life marriage of Andrew Parker Bowles and Camilla Shand.

The marriage of Andrew Parker Bowles and Camilla Shand in The Crown

The marriage of Andrew Parker Bowles and Camilla Shand in The Crown

  • Charles philosophizing about being on the sea to Camilla on the phone: “Something about the wave, one begins to disappear. And then suddenly, you’re somewhere else entirely. And it’s a feeling I’ve never had before – a sense of safety and belonging and all that loneliness having vanished – and it’s all rather miraculous. I think you are miraculous. Tell me is there any part of all this that’s surprised you?” Camilla: “Of what?” Charles: “Our friendship.” Camilla: “You should ask if there’s any part of this that hasn’t surprised me…. I wasn’t supposed to fall in love with you. None of this was supposed to happen. “ (she says this while Andrew Parker Bowles lurks in the background).

  • In real life, it appears that the royal family had absolutely nothing to do with Charles’ breakup with Camilla. Her relationship with Andrew Parker Bowles was very complicated and on and off; he cheated on her numerous times, but she loved him and wanted to be with him. Their fathers finally worked together to force them to get married, by literally putting an engagement announcement in the newspaper.

  • Heath’s positioned as a symbol in this episode, with his piano playing run over Queen Elizabeth’s 25th wedding anniversary speech at the end. I’m not entirely certain what the goal is here though, as it is explicitly noted that he is single and has a tragic back story with “a doctor’s daughter,” who waited for him until the end of the war, and then he chickened out of marrying her at the last minute. Perhaps he’s meant to refer to Prince Charles, who has to give up love in this episode and is stationed abroad in the Bahamas.